signification des marque de char (englais)
Mer 29 Sep 2004, 2:23 am
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Bought My Wife
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Fix It All the Time
FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Bought My Wife
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Fix It All the Time
FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
Dim 14 Nov 2004, 10:49 pm
hahahaa s'pas pire tout ça , j'va tenter de les retenir!
y manque Suzuki !
y manque Suzuki !
Ven 03 Déc 2004, 7:44 am
C'est pas pire !!!! Hé!!!! HÉ!!!! Hé!!!!
Ven 03 Déc 2004, 9:34 am
ya aussi FORD Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse, mais tous le monde doit la connaitre celle la 
Ven 03 Déc 2004, 6:28 pm
si vous en voulez en vla de la signification!!
juste comme remarque regarder le nombre qu'il y a pour ford!
AMC
All Makes of Cars
A Mini Can
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco)
Basic Marin Wheels
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
B.M. Trouble-You
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bought My Wife
Break My Windows
Break My Windshield
Bring Many Wrenches
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Wants Mercedes Benz (backwards)
BUICK
Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY
CHarged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT
Failed In A Tunnel
Failure In Automotive Technology
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again, Tony!
Fix It All the Time
Flats In All Tires
Found In A Trench
Futile Italians Attempt Transportation
Fu**ed Italian Attempt at Transportation
F**king Italians Ain't Trustworthy
F**king Idiot Assembled This
FORD
backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
backwards --> Driver Returned On Foot
Fails On Rainy Days
Fastest On Road, Dip!
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over, Read Directions
Found On Road, Dead
Found On a Rubbish Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use)
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
****ed On Race Day
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Forwarded Once; Return Denied (Forward Only; Reverse Defective)
Flying Over Rio DeJaneiro
Found On Red Dumpster
Formed Of Rejected/Random/Recessive/Remaindered DNA
Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fault Of R&D
****ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
****! Our Ride Died!
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Fond Of Resonating Decibels
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Foot On Road Decelerates
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Fireball On Rear Denting
Frequently On Ritalin Designers
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Found On Russian Dump
Failed On Research & Development
Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery
Famous Odor Resistant Dog
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (onboard)
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
GM
General Maintenance
Goddarned Mess
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
German Milk Cow
Get More Chicks
Got More Cr*p
Got Maintenance Coming
Got a Mechanic Coming / Gotta Mechanic Coming
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...
IROC
I Race Other Cars
I Run Over Children
I'd Rather Own a Corvette
I'm Really Out of Cash
It's Really Only a Camaro
Italian Retard Out Cruising
JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
LTD
Long Term Debt
Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
Little Tin Dream
Last Try from Detroit
Long, Thin Dumpster
Long Time Driving
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG
Mighty Good
Money Guzzler
MITSUBISHI
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
MOPAR
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
OLDS
One Leak, Dead Starter
OLDSMOBILE
Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
PLYMOUTH
Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
PONTIAC
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
PORSCHE
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Probably Obtained Recently Since Car-owner Hocked Everything
PROBE
Plainly Runs Only By Exception
SAAB
Still Ain't A Beamer
Send Another Automobile Back
Something Almost Always Broken
South African Ambush Buggy
Stupid, Arrogant Arsehole Babies
Such An Arrogant B**tard
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Swedish Automobiles Are Best
SATURN
Still A Toyota Using Registered Nameplate
Stupid Ass Toyota User's Recurring Nightmare
Such A Thoughtless Use Of Recycled Nylon
SUBARU
(backwards) U-R-A-Bus
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VW
Virtually Worthless
(BEETLE) Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
ca c un petit extras que j'ai trouver:
Related to Driving
STOP = Slow To Observe Police
STOP = Stop Tires On Pedestrians
STOP = Squeal Tires On Pavement
STOP = State Trooper Out Passing
juste comme remarque regarder le nombre qu'il y a pour ford!
AMC
All Makes of Cars
A Mini Can
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco)
Basic Marin Wheels
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
B.M. Trouble-You
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bought My Wife
Break My Windows
Break My Windshield
Bring Many Wrenches
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Wants Mercedes Benz (backwards)
BUICK
Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY
CHarged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT
Failed In A Tunnel
Failure In Automotive Technology
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again, Tony!
Fix It All the Time
Flats In All Tires
Found In A Trench
Futile Italians Attempt Transportation
Fu**ed Italian Attempt at Transportation
F**king Italians Ain't Trustworthy
F**king Idiot Assembled This
FORD
backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
backwards --> Driver Returned On Foot
Fails On Rainy Days
Fastest On Road, Dip!
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over, Read Directions
Found On Road, Dead
Found On a Rubbish Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use)
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
****ed On Race Day
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Forwarded Once; Return Denied (Forward Only; Reverse Defective)
Flying Over Rio DeJaneiro
Found On Red Dumpster
Formed Of Rejected/Random/Recessive/Remaindered DNA
Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fault Of R&D
****ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
****! Our Ride Died!
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Fond Of Resonating Decibels
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Foot On Road Decelerates
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Fireball On Rear Denting
Frequently On Ritalin Designers
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Found On Russian Dump
Failed On Research & Development
Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery
Famous Odor Resistant Dog
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (onboard)
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
GM
General Maintenance
Goddarned Mess
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
German Milk Cow
Get More Chicks
Got More Cr*p
Got Maintenance Coming
Got a Mechanic Coming / Gotta Mechanic Coming
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...
IROC
I Race Other Cars
I Run Over Children
I'd Rather Own a Corvette
I'm Really Out of Cash
It's Really Only a Camaro
Italian Retard Out Cruising
JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
LTD
Long Term Debt
Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
Little Tin Dream
Last Try from Detroit
Long, Thin Dumpster
Long Time Driving
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG
Mighty Good
Money Guzzler
MITSUBISHI
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
MOPAR
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
OLDS
One Leak, Dead Starter
OLDSMOBILE
Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
PLYMOUTH
Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
PONTIAC
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
PORSCHE
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Probably Obtained Recently Since Car-owner Hocked Everything
PROBE
Plainly Runs Only By Exception
SAAB
Still Ain't A Beamer
Send Another Automobile Back
Something Almost Always Broken
South African Ambush Buggy
Stupid, Arrogant Arsehole Babies
Such An Arrogant B**tard
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Swedish Automobiles Are Best
SATURN
Still A Toyota Using Registered Nameplate
Stupid Ass Toyota User's Recurring Nightmare
Such A Thoughtless Use Of Recycled Nylon
SUBARU
(backwards) U-R-A-Bus
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VW
Virtually Worthless
(BEETLE) Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
ca c un petit extras que j'ai trouver:
Related to Driving
STOP = Slow To Observe Police
STOP = Stop Tires On Pedestrians
STOP = Squeal Tires On Pavement
STOP = State Trooper Out Passing
Sam 04 Déc 2004, 10:00 am
SUZUKI
Super Underestimed Zoooouuumm U kan imagine
Dans le cas des GT : BEst Bang for the buck
Super Underestimed Zoooouuumm U kan imagine
Dans le cas des GT : BEst Bang for the buck
Sam 04 Déc 2004, 10:38 pm
Ford
fixed or repaired daily
fixed or repaired daily
Mar 21 Déc 2004, 3:20 pm
eille vous ete donc ben pas gentil ak les ford lol
Jeu 30 Déc 2004, 3:12 pm
c pas que c pas gentil avec les ford c que c vrai pareil que ca brise souvent 
Mer 19 Jan 2005, 11:38 pm
Yont rienk à lé faire comme du monde !
Spa de notre faute si même un radio est pas démanchable et qui avaient foutu les amplis à meme les Speaker à l'arrière !
le seul louange que jai à leu faire, c qu'un maudit Tempo c pas tuable
Supa dupa Ford Tempon! des idés qui reste su l'bord du ch'min (e muet)
Spa de notre faute si même un radio est pas démanchable et qui avaient foutu les amplis à meme les Speaker à l'arrière !
le seul louange que jai à leu faire, c qu'un maudit Tempo c pas tuable
Supa dupa Ford Tempon! des idés qui reste su l'bord du ch'min (e muet)
Dim 30 Jan 2005, 6:57 am
trop beau... En France, Ford = Ferraille Ordinaire, Réparation Difficile
FIAT = Ferraille Importée à Turin, Fabriqué par des Imbéciles qui Achptent Toyota